Apparently she just received a magazine in my name about parenting, prenatals, and nutrition. I can hear Clayton, my brother, in the background saying "Out with it Maren! Everyone is going to find out eventually!"
Oh dear. Well, let me let everyone know I am not prego in the eggo, just in case you see my mom you can re-assure her. This is definitely not the first time this has happened.
A few months back, before Johnny and I were married my mother called me and said the exact same thing. In the mail that day she got a sonogram that was post marked from Vegas with only a smiley face on it. She claimed to have asked everyone else in the family if it was theirs but everyone denied it. I knew right away it was my brother Mason and his wife Kim announcing another child on the way, but my mom could not believe it- just because they said no. They do have a history of announcing in elaborate ways that they are with child.
Apparently my mom really wants her only daughter to have a baby... she may die from anxiety from the wait if Johnny and I don't act soon! ;) I can see her in my mind asking "Now? Oh, ok. Now? No, now?...NOW?!"